that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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