Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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