what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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