420 ftw
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
