im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
one two three fourrrrnication!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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