nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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