Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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