i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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