i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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