how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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