Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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