none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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