No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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