you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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