sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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