I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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