I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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