What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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