we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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