We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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