Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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