Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
