Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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