this just has baby written all over it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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