just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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