sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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