Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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