my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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