Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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