Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
