We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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