the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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