She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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