But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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