We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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