you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Four minutes until I can fart!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she peed on how many people?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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