is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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