My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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