Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm bleeding and have questions
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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