My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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