please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i believe in u and ur pee
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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