I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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