I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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