where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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