You surviving the open bar?
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Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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