i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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