nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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