How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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