Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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