I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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