this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy