plz talk dirty to me
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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