just come out here and I will go home with you...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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