hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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