i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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