we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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