My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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